As I work for Banco Di Haggis, one of the formerly proud and independent Scottish banks ZaNuLabour are about to nationalise, does that make me a government employee; a civil servant if you will.
If so can I have a copper-bottomed final salary pension, Nelson Mandela's birthday off as a holiday, 5 Whitley Days* a year and, if I feel like it, a couple of years on full salary sick pay sitting with my feet up at home because I have "stress". Oh and a straight 9 to 5 with an hour for lunch. And being able to go on strike at the drop of a hat.
I guess there will be some extra forms to fill in but otherwise it sounds like a sweet gig.
* Unrecorded sickness days - named after the brewer Greenall Whitley as they were used when you had a 5 star hangover and work was simply not an option.
Tory MP Dan Poulter Defects To Labour
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Central Suffolk and North Ipswich MP Dan Poulter announces his defection
with an article in *The Observer. *Poulter was a health minister from 2012
to 20...
17 hours ago
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