Scaly Dragon Porn

Just been having a look at my referrers - basically who comes to the blog as a result of what they search for in Google.

Jesus I have some seriously twisted readers; and that makes me very happy.

Apparently I am the number three result on google.com for "scaly dragon porn", right behind the guy who has a blog devoted exclusively to the subject¹ and I'm the number one result on Belgian Google for "elephant wanker"

Surrealism still going strong in the land of chips and chocolate then.


¹ Caution: Link not safe for work, for anyone for whom the term "Hot dragon vent action" is distasteful or anyone who appreciates decent furry spooge writing quite frankly.

Referrers

Among the searches that have lead people to this blog in the past few days have been:

• "Moral Errors in the Bible" - Comedy of errors more like (incidentally I'm #2 result for that, yay me!)


• "Bodil Joensen German" - No, she was Danish.


• "Know how to masturbate" - Son, if you need the InterWeb to tell you how you do not deserve your penis.


• "Big butts and titties free" - No, they are not. If it has hooves, pistons or tits it's going to be expensive.

And apparently if I were a famous criminal, I would be Vlad the Impaler.

Which Imfamous criminal are you?

You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched them on the rack, burned them at the stake, boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them. Most of your killings were politically targeted but sometimes you killed just because you were bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000.Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
Take this quiz!

Well they got that right at least.

Last word on Eurovision - honest

Just one last thing and then I'll shut up about it.

I was having a look through the referrers to the blog this morning and someone had arrived here following a Google search for "Scootch naked pictures"

I would also like to apologies on the people in the second carriage of the 7.19 Cambridge to London train for vomiting all over them as that image burned itself into my brain.