Well there's a fucking surprise

Prince Harry will not face charges in connection with the alleged shooting of two protected hen harriers on the royal family's estate in Norfolk.

Like we didn't know that was going to happen. Look the parasitic wankstain could machine gun pandas to death in The Mall in broad daylight and there would conveniently be "insufficient evidence"

Police officers identified three suspects - Prince Harry, William van Cutsem and David Clarke, a gamekeeper.

The only thing that does surprise me is that they didn't hang the gamekeeper out to dry.

Firstly anyone who gets their jollies from killing animals is a psychopathic sick bastard who needs drowning in blood, their own preferably.

Secondly, and appropriately as yesterday was the 90th anniversary of the October Revolution, the sooner someone takes Harry and the rest of his parasitic family down into a cellar and shoots them the better.

Mad as a box of frogs

Meet the fourth in line to the Norwegian throne, this one "says she has psychic powers and can teach people to communicate with angels". Mad as a box of frogs; I blame it all on the inbreeding myself.

She says she realised as a child that she could read people's inner feelings, while her experiences with horses had helped her make contact with angels. "It was while I was taking care of the horses that I got in contact with the angels," she says.

You need to stop sniffing the hoof oil my dear.

Mind you madness does have its rewards...

Students at her centre, she says, will learn how to "create miracles" in their lives and harness the powers of their angels, which she describes as "forces that surround us and who are a resource and help in all aspects of our lives". A three-year programme at her centre costs 24,000 Norwegian crowns ($4,150; 3,000 euros; £2,000) per year.

One born every minute.