Because sometime over the next four years we will be hit by an asteroid.
No seriously, you look at all those movies where we get hit/are about to be hit by an asteroid and there is always a black guy as president of the USA.
We're doomed, doomed I tell you. And he's not even as good looking as Morgan Freeman!
But seriously thank fuck that's the Bush era over (although I guess we should not discount his halfwit brother Jebadiah - seriously, that's his name although he shortens it to "Jeb" because he loses concentration and wanders off if he tries to sign the whole thing) and thank even bigger fuck that the cerifiable whackjob that is Sarah Palin is back off to Alaska where all she can do is upset some moose.
Now how about letting me enter your country without fingerprinting me like a common criminal?
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