Tuesday, February 17, 2009

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Lt Ilea from the first "Star Trek" movie and Jade Fucking Goody... separated at birth?

OK sure it sucks that she's got cancer, it sucks that ANYONE gets cancer but please can we get a grip here? How many poor fuckers whose hair has fallen out and are spending three days out of seven honking up from the drugs they give you must be sick to the back teeth that all of a sudden everyone cares about cancer victims. They didn't get that cunttrumpet parasite Clifford smarming up to their hospital bed and doing exclusive deals for the papers did they and I'm fucking sure that they would all like to "care for their family when they are gone" as well.

No the people making all the fuss are the "Grieve By Proxy" crowd. You know the silly fucks who leave acres of teddies and balloons outside where some sprog has died in a suitably gruesome manner to make the six o' clock sodding news. The ones weeping and wailing after Diana decided that getting into a merc with a pissed frog and doing 180kph through Paris was a sodding great idea. "Oh you poor person," they probably go to our cancer victim "You must feel so close to Jade now." I tell you if anyone does that beat the shit out of them with your drip stand.

And I mean it's not as though we are about to lose anyone, you know, important or anything. I mean she's famous for being famous and fuck all else. The overall culture of the UK will actually go up once she's not wobbling over our TV schedule any more as she desperately tries to cash in yet again on being a thick cow on a reality TV show.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Glad to read that you are back online from the mathematics. Jade Goody however is a hard call. I agree with your post especially regards the "Grieve By Proxy" crowd. The cancer charities have profited big time from her endorsement and Max Clifford is a very successful publicist to enlist. She has made the right business decision in her circumstances and in contrast to over celebrities without talent, Jade has always taken good advice on board.

The obituary writers have already done their job and sadly this poor woman will pass away but she has done her level best to secure a financial future for her offspring and chosen husband. I have never viewed her comments on big brother as racist and the showing of her kebab on television was a classic.