All your dead child molester pop star jokes all in one place for your convenience!
What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson… fergie will be playing giggs this summer.
It’s a shame he’s died. He touched so many young people in so many ways.
Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates… They were James (aged 11) and Thomas (aged 9)
undertakers have announced that when Michael Jackson dies he will be melted down to make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.
Michael Jackson whispered a brief message to the paramedics before reaching the hospital…”put me on the children’s ward”.
reports he died of a cardiac arrest are incorrect… he was actually found in the children’s ward having a stroke
Just heard he died of food poisoning… Got it from eating 12 year old nuts
out of respect McDonalds have released the mc Jackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
They now think he died by falling over a child’s pram…..but Doctors say it’s too early to “Blame it on the buggy”
Michael's dying wish was to be melted down and made into plastic carrier bags; that way he could stay white, live forever and remain a danger to children.
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1 comment:
Well done, some of those I have not read and I found them rather funny. The people who really gained from Michael's death were the mobile phone companies due to the revenue gained from the tremendous volume of text messages sent. Of course the dim-witted are mourning his death in the same fashion as Diana - queen of the land mines.
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