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What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson… fergie will be playing giggs this summer.
It’s a shame he’s died. He touched so many young people in so many ways.
Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates… They were James (aged 11) and Thomas (aged 9)
undertakers have announced that when Michael Jackson dies he will be melted down to make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.
Michael Jackson whispered a brief message to the paramedics before reaching the hospital…”put me on the children’s ward”.
reports he died of a cardiac arrest are incorrect… he was actually found in the children’s ward having a stroke
Just heard he died of food poisoning… Got it from eating 12 year old nuts
out of respect McDonalds have released the mc Jackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
They now think he died by falling over a child’s pram…..but Doctors say it’s too early to “Blame it on the buggy”
Michael's dying wish was to be melted down and made into plastic carrier bags; that way he could stay white, live forever and remain a danger to children.
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