Over the weekend it seems that someone has poked one of those funny little men who wear a dress and a silly hat who believe in an invisible sky pixie. This one is called Cardinal Keith O'Brien who has got his thurible in a twist over of course the one thing above everything else that seems to get the religidiots riled and that's bottysex.
Apparently letting people get married who happen to have the same configuration of junk between their legs is a "grotesque subversion of a universally accepted human right". OK well let's just set aside the fact you are a high-up in an organization that seems to exists solely to facilitate its staff members' sexual abuse of minors and pick the bones out of that sentence you regurgitated.
Universal
Human
Right
Yep, a universal right for all humans. If you like someone and they like you and the pair of you want to commit to each other you can do this thing where you stand up and say a few words and get a bit of paper with your names on it. We call it "Marriage". Nowhere does this "universal human right' mention anything about your reproductive plumbing.
Honestly of the guy had any sense at all he's just shut the fuck up as all he's done is make himself look a complete foaming-at-the-mouth religious extremist in a Taliban stylee, and if anyone was wavering on the "gay Marriage good thing / bad thing" fence they certainly won't want to be associated with you.
So keep on ranting cardinal because you're doing the cause of marriage equality a metric fuckton of favours. Plus, when you get found out shagging rent-boys, it makes it way more amusing for the rest of us if we can tag 'hypocrisy' onto your list of personal failings.
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Cardinal Keith O'Brien, another voice of religious intolerance. As you rightly pointed out his rhetoric is no different to the Taliban, who have gay sex on the quiet or is it goats?
No, the Taliban are shagging their goats out in the mountains when they think no one's looking. Ever see that hilarious Woody Allen movie from the 70s called "Everything You Wated to Know About Sex"? Woody falls in love with his sheep, and ends up in a psychiatrist's office explaining his love for the sheep, who baahs the whole time. Fucking hilarious.
And FYI, In Saudi, where the separation between men and women is strictly enforced, its well known that Saudi men are shagging each other left and right.
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