Oh wonderful. Yesterday we had an email round saying that someone has gone off with "self diagnosed suspected swine flu" - which probably means he has a sniffle and fancied a few days off. However as it seems he was over in our office on Monday and had a lengthy meeting with someone on my team who sits on the next bank of desks the whole of that desk row has been quarantined - which means sent home and told not to come in for 4 days in case they suddenly start oinking and developing a really good nose for truffles.
Of course this now means that everyone on my team is now at home putting their feet up and watching Richard and Judy and left holding the fort is one very, very pissed off small green dragon.
Also the person that our latter day Typhoid Mary happened to be meeting was someone I subsequently spent the rest of the Monday afternoon with plus a good portion of Tuesday sharing a keyboard as we did some pair programming and fixed a couple of problems. So if this is genuine I'm fully expecting to start turning pink and squealing come the end of the week.
If you cross a dragon and a pig do you get a pigeon?
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If you cross a dragon and a pig do you get a pigeon?
...No, you get a crispy bacon sandwich.
Now, Health and Safety at work, you must wear your hi-visibility waistcoat whilst kissing other staff. Joking apart just be conscientious with hand washing in the workplace, before eating food and going home. A new bank of hand wash creams and lotions have appeared today in our depot making it look like a branch of Boots rather than Veolia!
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