The National Flu Service is expected to go live later, giving thousands of swine flu sufferers access to drugs without needing to consult a GP.
The phone and website service, which will only cover England, is the first of its kind in the world.
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Dr Richard Vautrey, of the British Medical Association, which has helped to design the checklist being used by the flu service, said: "What we have to remember is that this is a unique situation.
"So as long as the call handlers get the correct training we can be confident in this service."
Yeah, right. Something like this then...
Good Morning. My name is Gupta, how can I be of helping you?
You are having the sneezings and ache of the head and sore of throat yes? And you are the saying you are keeping the random motherfuckers on fire setting? And you are saying all you can smell is the truffle?
I am the thinking perhaps you have the piggy flu. Please give me your name so I can the medicine be getting for you.
I am sorry I am not understanding. Please can you be spelling name.
D for Dupiaza yes?
Is that A as in Aloo?
No is R as in Raita?
Now is A for Aloo?
Now is G for something in indian food that start with G
I am the sorry line is not good here in Delhi, please to be roaring more loudly Mr Draggle
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