Loldragon and the most incompetent phishing attempt ever

This has to be the lamest phishing attempt ever. As you can probably guess from the language it's from the Lads from Lagos and they're attempting to get their hands on accounts so they can pull the "Hi I'm stuck in wherever and lost my wallet please send me $$$$ many through Western Onion" scams.

Yahoo! Mail

VERIFY YOUR YAHOO MAIL ACCOUNT NOW TO AVIOD IT CLOSED

This Email is from YAHOOMAIL Customer Care and we are sending it to very EMAIL YAHOO User Accounts Owner for safety. we are having congestions due to the anonymous registration of YAHOO accounts so we are shutting down some of the accounts and your account was among those to be deleted. We are sending this email to you so that you can verify and let us know if you still want to use this account. If you are still interested please confirm your account by filling the space below.Your User name, password, date of birth and your country information would be needed to verify your account.

Due to the congestion in all YAHOO users and removal of all unused YAHOO Accounts, We would be shutting down all unused Accounts, You will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Login Information below after clicking the reply button, or your account will be suspended within 24 hours for security reasons.
Yahoo! Mail

* Username: .....................................
* Password: ......................................
* Date of Birth: ................................ .
* Country Or Territory: .................... .


After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention to this request. We apologize for any inconveniences.

Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after two weeks of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently.
Sincerely,
The YAHOO Webmail
VERIFY YOUR YAHOO MAIL ACCOUNT NOW,

I don't normally reply to these of course because they have almost no scam-baiting potential but just for once...

Oh noes! This is the very badness! Noooo they be taking my accounts!

U not to close or I be mads at U very much yes!

Here is logons!!!!

name: etheliusthedragon@yahoo.com
password: ihavesexwithgoats
date of bith: I hatch on 21 March 1324BC on moyntin in Syria from egg (I is draggon!)
country: is amerrica (but I flys here myself so not have green card or anything, you not be tell INS OK or I sets you on fire!)

Ok

Peeace!

Ethelius
(I really is draggon too! srsly!)

Loldragon FTW