Tuesday, May 15, 2007

From silly to stupid

So far I've held my peace on the missing ankle-biter in Portugal business but today it's just gone from being silly to outright stupid.

On the say-so of some twat journalist from that paragon of reportage that is the Sunday Mirror some poor sod had been arrested and questioned; his crime according to this piece of cuntsnot is:
"He was just too close to the investigation," Ms Campbell said. "He was spending far too much time talking to the media and he was coming in and out of the apartments and speaking to us as if he was somebody official."

Look Campbell you despicable turd, at the very worst that makes him a sad git but the British media, desperate to keep this story going so they can shift a few more papers to the ghouls who like to read about this stuff, have fitted up this poor sod.

"Oh he has a daughter the same age and the spitting image of missing whatsherface." Yeah so he's probably feeling pretty cut up about it all and so genuinely wants to help, it's not as if he's just interfering for the sake of it, he's got some useful skills that he can bring what with being bilingual and all. "He spoke to us too much!" Yeah right, and I bet you pestered him night and day to talk to you because the plod were telling you nothing.

The clincher is of course that he looks like the perfect image the media have of a nasty evil peedofil; tinted glasses - check, badly fitting polyester clothing - check, general undefinable look of creepyness you can't quite put your finger on - check, lives with aged mother - check.

I really, really hope that he is as innocent as a day-old lamb and that he sues Ms Campbell and her tawdry hack rag every which way to Christmas and back.

And you really don't want me to get started on what I think of the parents.

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