Friday, June 15, 2007

You lot can just drown

Now you do get sea-dragons, here's one of my cousins in typically grumpy mood...



Well you would be grumpy if you were perpetually wet and smelt of fish. However thanks to the useless cunts who run our country your decidedly land based green scaly chum had better start ringing round his aquatic cousins and learning how to grow some gills as it appears that our sea defences are about as defensive as a sandcastle.

Living as I do about 2 metres above sea level and close to the A1101, officially the lowest road in Britain, I have somewhat of a vested interest in flood prevention and it rankles me that the scum who lord it over us cannot be arsed to protect us properly. Sure floods happen but if their effects can be mitigated and the people responsible fail to do so then as far as I am concerned then they should be drowned, ideally in a bucket of their own vomit.

"But it would cost far too much" I keep hearing them bleat. The A1101 flooded for over 70 days this winter at Welney, partly because the environment agency didn't dredge the rivers enough and so the washes were used longer than otherwise necessary. So how much would this all cost.

£150 million. A measly one hundred and fifty million quid; for the whole fucking country! Look people that amount is a pimple on the fat arse of the amount government rapes from us under threat of prison. How much did we piss up the wall last year in foreign aid... well how about 47 million to Mozambique alone. How much did the government pay the EU in fines because they got the single farm subsidy payments late instead of having the balls to tell the EU to go fuck itself, try £305 million. So how about it, how about spending a little bit of the money to protect the people who, you know, gave it to you in the first place rather than handing it over to people who didn't?

Yeah, thought so.

Cunts.

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