Warning! The Internet may contain humans.

Hello everybody (all three of you). Had a few weeks off going up and down mountains and getting things ready for the new four legged arrival to the dragon's lair. Incidentally I love the horse world - horsey shops are the only places I know where you can buy a load of leather stuff, whips and baby-oil and no-one bats an eyelid.

Apparently blogs are naughty and need warnings. Mine is over there on the right, has been since day one and so far has been pretty accurate (even down to the unclothed cetecians).

Tell you what why not put a big warning in every browser that pops up a message. I suggest the following text.

"Warning - You are going to connect to the internet which is full of people doing people things. If you click here you agree not to be a whiny git if you see something or someone says something you don't like. You further agree to give publicity seeking whore Kathy Sierra a good shoeing should you come across her."

That should do the trick.