Atichooo.... WHUMP CrackleCrackleCrackle
Oh sorry boss, was that your Blackberry?
First proper cold of the winter has arrived and my nose is dripping like a buggered fridge.  By rights I should be tucked up in bed at home but with a major release going in at work and, more importantly, the house being full of kitchen fitters being torn a new arsehole every 10 minutes by Mrs Dracunculus I think I'm better off going into the office and setting fire to my monitor every couple of minutes.  
First scientist to come up with a sure-fire remedy for the common cold gets made emperor of the world if I have any say in the matter even, and I want to make this quite clear, if he has to put human foetuses and cute baby seals in a blender to invent it.  
Until there's a cure, there's always Night Nurse and Glenlivet.
EXC: British Army Demands Corps and Regiments Cut Ties With ‘Non-Inclusive’ 
Private Members’ Clubs
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The British Army has opened a new front – this time against the country’s 
private members’ clubs. Deputy Chief of the General Staff, Lieutenant 
General Dav...
10 hours ago
 
 



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