Looks like a paedo to me!

You know if you asked just about anyone in the western world to draw what they thought a paedophile would look like I bet 99.9% of them would come up with something that looks pretty much like this.



About all that's missing is him wielding an axe and having a swastika tattooed on his forehead.

Clarence Mitchell, hired gobsite for the McCanns said:

"We want to know who he is and we want to know where he is. We want to know that as soon as we can."

OK let me see if I can give you a hand here. He is a figment of some deluded twat's imagination and he is located somewhere in the collection of neurons and ganglia laughably called a "brain" which is at present somewhere in the region of your anus. Is that soon enough for you, you fuckstain.

With the best will in the world some dippy old bint has seen some local down-and-out / con artist and concocted a picture based on a memory that is a good nine months old. Hells donkeys the police say that can barely get anything credible from eye-witnesses to actual crimes when they get to people nine hours afterwards and in any court of law there has got to be way more than eyewitness testimony to get a safe conviction because the police and courts are only too well aware of the unreliability of eye witnesses. And remember no-one apart from, conveniently, one of the McCanns' drinking buddies saw anyone "carrying" a child on the night her parents killed her Madeleine disappeared.

This is just another classic example of the McCann distraction bandwagon and it makes me want to puke. Unfortunately El Ploddo in Portugal made such a complete horlicks of the initial investigation that the chances of proving anything short of a body turning up are on a par with your green scaly friend being elected the next pope, so regrettably we are going to have to put up with these ghastly excuses for humans crawling out of the woodwork every few months with some latest Maddy "exclusive" bullshit.

Gits, the lot of them.