Representatives of Madeleine McCann's family have spoken to an entertainment and media company about turning the story of her disappearance into a film.
I was wondering when the money grabbing scrotes that are the McCanns were going to see if they could get a film deal. I did kind of expect them to have the decency to wait a year or so before really going for the big bucks but I forgot, they don't have any.
Talks on a lucrative film deal were held amid concern the £1.2m fund dedicated to finding the four-year-old, who vanished in Portugal last May, is rapidly running out.
Yes, it's running out because even the most dippy grandmothers in the land who are normally the types who contribute to these kinds of appeals have worked out that there's not something a little bit fishy about the McCanns and their role in their daughter's "disappearance" but the piscene component rather approaches that of the entire Portuguese sea-going cod fleet in terms of fishyness. That mortgage on the new 5 bed detached pad isn't going to pay itself you know.
If this movie does does get made please can everyone pirate it to hell and back so that no-one pays a single penny piece to see it. Alternatively we could literally pirate the movie, don eye patches, start saying "Yarrrr... shiver me timbers" and make it walk the plank along with Kate and Jerry.
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