Your dragon is typing this on the 7:15 from Cambridge to London.
There is no heating due to a "technical problem". It is -1 outside and my back paws are very cold. I have tried breathing on the but they just aren't getting warm. In fact the restof me is gradually getting colder and colder as our little mobile fridge winds it way through the frozen, foggy Essex countryside.
Dragons do lot like being cold, it makes them grumpy. I am a very grumpy dragon this morning.
I'm just hoping that One Railway will send a ticket inspector through the train - we can set fire to him and that might make us all a bit happier.
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