Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Mmmmm... kumquats

My spambucket floweth over yet again (and yet again kudos to Gmail for having such good filters). This choice gem in Chinese came in yesterday and Altavista had a bit of fun with it... I think they are trying to sell me a holiday of some sort. The tour itinerary sounds fascinating:

Broadcasts the cultural building -> kumquat village flavor meal -> Jiayi brewery -> Tropic of Cancer world square, the visit country lantern festival day the lantern festival unfolds, Jiayi chicken food, return trip. Goes against the vegetable garden local cultural building -> east stone fisherman wharf seafood western-style food -> browsing mystical drum to watch the wild bird ecology -> groundnut processing factory -> visit country lantern festival day the lantern festival -> Jiayi chicken food, the return trip.

Well the brewery sounds fun but I think I'll pass on the groundnut processing factory. But wait, it gets better!

Visit Che Timin the male phoenix, the milk pineapple, visits the husband's mother honey ecology plantation again. * Flavor lunch (earth kiln chicken). * Visits the wonderful treasure orchard, knows entire unique Shui?, the tree grape (fine valuable fruit), the Chinese cassia tree, Jin Kuo and so on the precious water. (May pay own expenses purchase); The evening leaves the orchard, goes to Guan Tzuling, enjoys global unique putty oar keeping in good health hot spring

Ooooh... phoenixes... dragons like them. Not sure abut the milk pinapple and earth kiln chicken and I'm bloody well not paying for my precious water, even it it is from tree grapes.

And what's that about putty?

Mind you, even the tour company doesn't think much of the rooms.

Sleeps Guan Tzuling the hot spring hotel (4 people of one room anteroom) each to make up 1,000 Yuan room to be bad

1000 Yuan and the rooms are still lousy, sheesh.

Guess I'm going to Skegness again this year

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