I'm really sorry

In the spirit of apologies Grumpy Dragon would like to take this opportunity to make a heartfelt apology for the actions of his ancestors who, in unenlighted past times, burned down peasant villages and forced kings to pay protection money in the form of any beautiful princesses that happed to be about the palace. We are very sorry for any distress the actions of my ancestors were caused, even though I wasn't even an egg at the time.

Not that you're getting a penny piece from the hoard in compensation you understand - and Gordon, no giving out my tax money to slaves' "ancestors" either, I am watching you know.

In other news it is good to see evolution in action - maybe this little theaving scrote should be put forward for a Darwin Award for removing himself from the gene pool before it had a chance to breed. However what's the betting that instead of it's scumbag parents being sent a bill for the cost of the search and resue operaton that they manage to successfully sue the boat's rightful owner for failing to secure it to the dock properly and thus allowing their little angel to thieve it in the first place.