>To: dracunculus@yourbigpileofgoldandjewelsandeviceratedknights.com
>Subject: Service Notification: McAfee VirusScan Renewal
>Recommended Action: Renew your service today for £29.99
>and save 25% off the regular £39.99 subscription price.
>
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Dear McAffee
Would you kindly like to fuck off and stop spamming me, It's not enough that you bunch of cuntsnot decided to unilaterally debit my credit card and I had to grovel to your so-called customer service department for the money back you'd taken to "protect me" but your system is so fucked up you don't even realise that (a) you'd already bilked me for the renewal fee and (b) I had cancelled the renewal on the basis that you are all a bunch of wankers and your shitty virus protection system treats me like a moron and won't let me turn it off.
Kindly throw yourselves into a hole, bury yourselves under 6 feet of soil and never darken my inbox again.
Wankers
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