Open wide and say "Allaaaaah"

I swear that they must say this sort of shit purely to wind up the kuffirs

The NHS should provide more faith-based care for Muslims, an expert says.

Muslims are about twice as likely to report poor health and disability than the general population, says Edinburgh University's Professor Aziz Sheikh.

Writing in the British Medical Journal, he called for male circumcision on the NHS and more details over alcohol derived drugs.

Look, just fuck off and die will you. Please explain to me why the bloody hell a single penny piece of my tax money should go to fund your idiotic, venial, child abusing rituals and dietary foibles. You work in the industry Mr Aziz Raghead - you know the state of our NHS or you should. My mum got carted from pillar to post because there wasn't any money to treat her condition within 100 miles of where she lived and died as a result, I ended up paying privately for Mrs Dracunculus' treatment for a very painful condition a couple of years ago because it was either that or wait for three months before she could even see a consultant let alone get any sort of treatment started and yet we should be catering to your particular evil version of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?

OK so we have to give you prayer rooms at your GPs surgery, fund unnecessary elective surgery on your poor bloody offspring, pay for alternative treatments because at some point the drug you're prescribed might have been in contact with alcohol (hint for yo' ass man, I have never been in a lab where alcohol wasn't widely used so It's a fair bet that they all have!). So what do we cut to pay for this - remember you haven't got that caliphate you're after so you cannot put your jizya tax on the dhimmis just yet. Do we put old Mrs Miggins' hip operation back a few months, cut back the A&E department (so long as it's not in a muslim area)?

Also I wonder if you would be supportive of, say, Pagans demanding that GPs' surgeries offer healing rituals on the NHS and that every surgery must employ one full time Wiccan priestess to minister to the needs of the Pagan community? Or that it be obligatory for ambulance crews to leave orthodox jews at the side of the road following a road accident if it happens on the sabbath (actually you'd probably be supportive of that last one!)

Look you dickwad, you and all your co-religionists are human, same as me¹. Penicillin works the same on you as me. If the service offered by a GP is good enough for me then it's fucking good enough for you and we should not, no MUST NOT pander to your or anyone else's religion.

By all means follow your evil little antediluvian religion in the privacy of your own home but do not for a nanosecond presume that everyone else has to pander to its diktats. Now crawl back under your rock before you discover just quite how al-harb the dar al-harb can be.


¹ Acually given the fact that I'm really a dragon and just happen to be disguised as a human this is a pretty poor analogy. However penicillin does work on dragons, we take if for strep throat all the time.