Cameron - Twat or what?

I don't think I've seen anything more embarrassing recently that CallMeDave popping up every thirty seconds on any news channel that'll have him spouting off on yet another topic de jour with some knee-jerk rhetoric aimed at pleasing everyone and systematically pissing off the entire world and probable amoebae on Saturn. "Ohh... murdered kid in Scallypool... errr... video games, violent movies, dangerous dogs yes we'll ban them, that'll work. Right, immigration, appeal to core tory voter... it's too high! Appeal to foreign people... we like your culture."

For fucks sake, if this is the Tory Surge that's going to beat the "Brown Bounce" then gods help them. They just seem to be running around like blind lesbians in a fishmongers, throwing out policies that aren't so much half baked rather are still bags of flour sat in the kitchen cupboard. On one hand you've CallMeDave trying to sound all old fashioned Tory with his "Tough on crime, tough on immigration, tough on what can I be tough on next" and then utter wankers like Yeo banging on like Polly Toynbee about taxing domestic flights out of existence on the basis of the new religion which is global fucking warming. These guys are smeared all over the political spectrum like roadkill across four lanes of motorway.

What can they be thinking? Surely the British electorate isn't going to fall for this all things to all men bollocks?

Oh hang on, this is the same lot who kept re-electing Bliar.

We're so fucked.