Tuesday, August 07, 2007

"Townsend Category Child Porn User"

ACTOR Chris Langham is expected to quickly revive his showbusiness career after being classed as a "Townshend Category" child porn user. Experts say the star is likely to be forgiven by society because of his involvement in such cutting edge programmes as The Thick of It and People Like Us.


A spoof of course, from the UK's answer to The Onion over at The Daily Mash. Scary thing is they're probably right.

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