Burning down the house

I was in Focus DIY in King's Lynn today (buying ready mix concrete and gutter sealant if you must know).

You know all that fuss about "evil patio heaters" and "retailers should stop selling these to save the planet?" I posted about last week?

They had them on special offer... 50% off. The poor sod in the back room could hardly keep up such was the demand. So much for that then you scaremongering, killjoy wankers.

I nearly wet myself laughing.